conversation I'm sick of having
seem to have this conversation everywhere I go:
Them:Do you have this in your place (poining to a plant)
Me: I don't know
Them: This Napier Grass
Me:I don't know
Them: Oh you don't have it
Me:I don't know
Them:what do you feed cows?
Me: I don't know
Them: You don't have cows?
Me: No
Them: We feed this grass to cows.
Me: Okay.
Them: But there are no cows in your place.
Me: There are cows, I personally do not have any.
Them: So you do have napier grass.
Me: I don't know.
Them: But then what do you feed to the cows?
Me: I don't know, I don't feed cows.
Them: You don't have this grass?
Me: I don't know.
Them: This is Napier Grass.
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
posted by Wendy @ 1:02 AM
6 Comments:
the correct answer is - we have a cow, she is called Daisy, we feed her cookies. But she is a special cow, you should not feed your cow cookies. (that last bit is because I dont want to be responsible for the death of the entire cow poopulation of Kenya when they feed them cookies because the English woman said so)
Liz
what an interesting conversation to keep having i'm sure!!!
So Wendy, do you have napier grass?
now that is agood question so while we are witing for wendy to answer that :-) i shall ask you the very same question! DO you have napier grass?
I don't know, in my garden I mainly have weeds but I suppose some of those could be napier grass without my knowledge.
hehe, i have lots of weeds too and i wouldn't know the names of htem even if they weren't weeds so i'll let you off there! :-)
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